Dude! I just found out that there are computers in heaven! They have Macs! God told me that the devil has PC's. The Prince of Cats stabbed me. You should of seen his face, he hid his joy of my death with a flabbergasted expression. Once I got into the gates of heaven I saw Romeo chase after Tybalt and I was so happy that he was avenging my death. After a couple of minutes I saw Tybalt die and then he came up to God. Then I saw Tybalt turn around and head towards Hell! I was extremely mad when I saw that Romeo was banished. This is my last post, so goodbye friends!

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