The Party

Hello! This is my first post, and my name is Mercutio. Today I went to a party with my friends. It was a Capulet Party. The Capulets don't like us. We don't the Capulets. The only reason we went was because my friend, Romeo, had a girlfriend at the party. His Girlfriend doesn't want to get married or have kids, she wants to be a nun. Romeo saw his old girlfriend, Rosalyn. But he fell in love with some Capulet girl. They Kissed in the corner and then we found out she was Capulets daughter. My battery is running low so I gotta go, Bye!

The Letter

Today we got a letter from The Prince of cats. It says that he wants fight Romeo. We knew that Romeo was already "dead". Well at least from heartbreak or new love or something like that. So later we're going with Romeo to duel with Tybalt. So until then, GoodBye!

At this moment, I am on my iPhone. Today we are coming to meet Tybalt. We got a letter from him about wanting to fight Romeo and Romeo accepted the battle. Now they're going to duel today. Benvolio said that I argue a lot. I disagree with that, I gave him a long speech explaining how he quarrels for the smallest things. Oh, now I see some group of people in the distance. Oh my! It's our enemy, the Capulets! Goodbye I must now go.

Dude! I just found out that there are computers in heaven! They have Macs! God told me that the devil has PC's. The Prince of Cats stabbed me. You should of seen his face, he hid his joy of my death with a flabbergasted expression. Once I got into the gates of heaven I saw Romeo chase after Tybalt and I was so happy that he was avenging my death. After a couple of minutes I saw Tybalt die and then he came up to God. Then I saw Tybalt turn around and head towards Hell! I was extremely mad when I saw that Romeo was banished. This is my last post, so goodbye friends!

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